It was an unusually chilly
June in 1849 when Shawn walked
through the saloon doors. She
placed her gun on the bar where
everyone could see and ordered
vodka, neat. There weren't any
plans besides finishing that
drink...and then maybe two more
before she headed home to think
up more dirty jokes she could
tell to the horses. She had a
dream a long time ago to pay
tribute to the future King of
Rock n' Roll but it had come to
a standstill when she realized
she would have to wait until
after Elvis became famous. She
knew she had time then, to
create the perfect band, member
by member. She put the glass to
her mouth, ready to imbibe the
last drop when a saloon girl
began belting out a tune to
cheer up the tired men. A voice
so sweet coming from such a
hardened lady. Shawn knew she
had to immediately make her
pregnant so generations later,
she could have the consummate
lead singer for her band of
Breastlies. With one look from
across the bar, Erin was
conceived.
Known to her fellow
bandmates as "Pipes", Erin has
always been known for her
superb oral skills - singing
included. She was fostered from
young age by a "mysterious
woman" who would bring Elvis to
her dreams so they could all
practice together for what
would become the greatest
all-female Elvis tribute band
of all time. If you haven't
seen it yet, on the stage
Erin's got moves like a charmed
snake. But, by the end of the
night, you’ll be the one
that’s hypnotized. This
bad ass chick is in control and
she’ll run you over with
her motorcycle if you think any
different. Erin’s a
whiskey girl but her specialty
drink is the Chocolate Cake
shot. But don’t let that
fool you; like Erin, it looks
sweet, tastes sweet, but has a
mean kick when not handled with
respect. A voice from
God/Shawn, listening to Erin
will make you collapse on the
floor with ecstasy – the
sinful kind.
