For the last few years Shawn Williams has spent her days in radio, and her nights as a masked stranger in the night by the name of "The Six-String Samurai" . She would look for crime amongst Atlanta, and soulfully serenade the perpetrator with her guitar. "Relaxing", "groovy", "made me think less about the consequences of my actions", and "dude, I thought she was a hooker or something..." are just a few of the reviews given by criminals of Shawn's musical talents. She released an album last year titled "Soundtrack to My Crime" (When a copy of it sells, we'll let you know!). Shawn decided to bless the world with her skills by starting an All Female Elvis Tribute Band. The rest of the ladies joined soon after to bless the world with their breasticles. Thus, the Pelvis Breastlies were born!
Shawn enjoys candle-lit religious sacrifices, Vodka (on the rocks, with a splash of your soul), and Meow Mix. The Meow Mix obsession stems from a simple, misheard lyric in her childhood. At the end of the Meow Mix song, it says, "Please, deliver!" A young Shawn retained this information in the Age 21 and up section of her brain, as "Pleases the liver!" She believes eating the Meow Mix gives her liver super human strength! The rest of the Breastlies are starting to believe this too. This week alone she has outdrank a viking, my grandpa, and Lindsay Lohan! I know, right?!!??! WOW.
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