Katy

She bang! She bang! on the boards! and baby when she moves...get out of her way, cause she's comin to get ya! Katy "Keys" Keene spent the first few years of her life on the seat of a baby grand, playin smoky, Blues Clubs in diapers. She used to get paid in milk, but just recently switched to Crystal Light and Vodka. They used to call her the "Healer", cause her music could help the blind to see, and the deaf to hear, but once she sold her soul to the Devil, the only thing she helped was the bottle to her lips. She's since spent time in jail for a reason so classified she doesn't even know, has traveled across the world...in one day, come up with a cure for stupidity, and been a bodyguard at her grandmother's retirement community. But now, she settles down with a group of women who call themselves, the Pelvis Breastlies. Which works out well, cause she taught Elvis the pelvis move, and she also has huge breasticles. If you want to know her better, come to one of their shows, and stand in line...cause everyone loves the way She BANG!